Nothing’s final…
but we really want a puppy (in fact we didn’t really get each other x-mas gifts because we wanted to get each other a puppy). We want a lab, we were thinking yellow, and preferably female. We even have the name picked out: Lucy (we think).
I checked some out today and I have a huge crush on this one up there!
And then there were three!
PS Here she is again 
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