I think we’re single-handedly funding the Bounty corporation this month. No joke, since we got Lucy we must have bought more paper towels than the total of all paper towels we had ever bought, combined! The stack to the left should last us…through the weekend, if we’re lucky.
This little girl can be the cutest thing in the world, and when she’s sleepy and just wants to cuds, it’s like there’s nothing better in the world…however, the biting machine who seems to think any form of punishment is a challenge to act worse (if you push her off the couch, she’ll spring back. if you say “NO!” she’ll bark back “YES!!!”), can be challenging–to say the least.
But I digress…the topic at hand today is really:
I
shouldn’t say that there has been no progress, in fact–now Lucy will head towards the back door and bark (that’s right, I trained her to “speak” when she has to go–isn’t that cute?) just about every time she has to piddle. But if you aren’t there within 3 second or less, her little bladder says “too late” and she will shower the linoleum with her wee.
Anyway, sorry it’s been a while–I think the ADD is starting to set in. I should get back to work.
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Craig,
That is why I don’t have a dog.
Hope she gets better.
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