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Family Of Five Found Alive In Suburbs

BUFFALO GROVE, IL-The Holsapple family, long feared missing or spiritually dead, was found alive in the Chicago suburbs Monday, somehow managing to survive in the hostile environment for more than eight years.

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5 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    sorry scoobs…at least we can have a dog and see deer and rabbits in our back yard….unlike when we lived in Pasadena

  2. Anonymous
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, you get used to it, the tasteless lawn ornaments(redundant), the lack of education, the backwards dialect, it pretty much becames you after a while and you just start to sit in your own filth. Well, at least I do.

    –one of those stupid anomomous blog readers too vile to leave a name.

  3. Book
    Posted February 9, 2007 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    That may be my favorie Onion article yet, nice find!

    –Alan

  4. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2007 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Buffalo Grove is like half a mile down the road from me!

  5. Anonymous
    Posted February 16, 2007 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    I think it’s rather odd that you feel the need to leave multiple pics of Saddam’s head about to fall off on your web site.

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