Have you ever been to Vegas?
Have you ever spent all day setting up a stupid booth at a trade show?
Have you ever had a dinner where you’re schmoozing all the different music producers that you represent? and then you drink a lot when you’re with them? cause you want them to have a good time? cause you want them to like you? so they stay with you as their US sub-publisher? and then afterwords you go the casino (Paris) and you gamble with them? and you let them buy you drinks? and you let the waitress bring you free drinks? only the drinks aren’t really free because you actually just lost $45 on a video poker machine? and then you lost another $20 cause you bet on black when red had hit 4x in a row, but wouldn’t you know it…red hit again…for the 5th time in a row? so now you’re free beer cost $65? and then you came back to your hotel room at like 1am and you are drunk? and then you decide to get on your blog? in stead of going to sleep? because you think that people actually want to read this shit? because you’re a narcissist? but you don’t know how to spell that word? and you really have to get to sleep? because you have to be at the booth at 8:30am? and then stand there all day and talk to people and give them free swag? so that you can make money?
have you ever done that?
it’s crazy huh?
4 Comments
I love how I’m finding out all about your trip from your blog and not from you, because I’ve talked to you for all of 30 seconds in the past 3 days. But I’m glad you didn’t call me at 4am my time when you were writing this. Please stop throwing away my money though. Okay, thanks!
Nope, can’t say I’ve done that, friend. Glad you’re enjoying the city of sin. Don’t spend all of Amy’s money.
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