Comments on: have you ever?

By: gorgeous bruise

gorgeous bruise — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:27:18 +0000

As the post said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on — Woody Allen
I’m Jewish I don’t work out If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor — Joan Rivers

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself — George W Bush
You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It can’t be done. It’s just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training. Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the unsolvable problem by inventing Nautilus.

By: helpful evidence

helpful evidence — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:57:41 +0000

The Stones, I love the Stones I watch them whenever I can Fred, Barney — Steven Wright
Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky, Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are.

A child of five could understand this Fetch me a child of five — Groucho Marx
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead — James Thurber

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:32:00 +0000

Nope, can’t say I’ve done that, friend. Glad you’re enjoying the city of sin. Don’t spend all of Amy’s money.

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:15:00 +0000

I love how I’m finding out all about your trip from your blog and not from you, because I’ve talked to you for all of 30 seconds in the past 3 days. But I’m glad you didn’t call me at 4am my time when you were writing this. Please stop throwing away my money though. Okay, thanks!