(verse 1)
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of the Ed Sullivan Theater, I took a look to my right and realized I was hungry.
Cause I’d been walkin and walkin so long that, even the street rats thought that I needed some food.
There was a hole in the wall (by any standards), and Rupert G was taking orders like you’ve never ever heard of.
You know I watched how he was talking, and he was walkin
I said “Give me some grub, I’m really hung-gree fool!”
(chorus)
I ate “The Letterman” at Rupert G’s and got indigestion.
I ate “the Letterman” you know the mayo had turned but I don’t question.
(verse 2)
My sandwich came with some chips, think they were lays, but you know that salty shit’s gonna make me crave (some)
A bottle of coca-cola, that’s how I rolla.
And didn’t even finish, I don’t need all those calories!
After I had ordered Rupert asked for cash.
I said “Do you take Discover,” he said “Kiss my ass, fool.”
So than I dropped a couple Lincolns, he must be thinking
“who is this playa in my store? I’ve never seen him before?”
(chorus)
I ate “The Letterman” at Rupert G’s and got indigestions
I ate “the Letterman” you know the mayo had turned but I don’t question.
(bridge)
Why would he, a celebraty,
be so hard working, at this hello deli?
(repeat)
(repeat chorus)
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